It’s official: Cardi B and Offset are back together!
The couple was spotted kissing recently, at Cardi’s 28th birthday party last Saturday. This, of course, sparked plenty of rumors that the divorce might be off.
As it turns out, the divorce definitely isn’t happening. Cardi herself confirmed the news, on her Instagram Story Thursday.
“It’s hard not to talk to your best friend. You know what I’m saying? It’s really hard not to talk to your best friend,” Cardi told fans. Well, there was one other reason, too: “It’s really hard to have no d**k,” she said bluntly.
The “WAP” rapper goes on to describe her and Offset as “two young mfs that got married early, and added, “That’s just what we are. We’re no different than y’all’s dysfunctional a** relationships.”
As you’ll recall, these two have definitely been through a few rocky patches together.
Offset was at the center of a sex tape cheating scandal, after rumors of a video surfaced in December 2017. The whole thing was only three months after the couple had secretly tied the knot.
After the couple discovered they were expecting, they decided to work things out. Their daughter, Kulture, was born in July 2018.
However, just months after they had a baby together, Cardi announced they were calling it quits again. In a since-deleted Instagram video, she said they “grew out of love.”
Offset spent plenty of time apologizing and courting, pleading for his wife to come back. He even apologized for being “a selfish, messed up husband.”
“I only got one birthday wish and that’s to get my wife back Cardi,” Offset said. “We’re going through a lot of things right now, a lot of things in the media. I want to apologize to you Cardi. I embarrassed you. I made you go crazy.”
Eventually, Cardi took him back, telling Vogue, “I believe in forgiveness.”
They didn’t live happily ever after, though. Just last month, Cardi B filed for divorce.
She made it clear in the court docs that they were separated, and “there are no prospects for a reconciliation.” (I guess that wasn’t exactly true, was it?!)
I guess Cardi B and Offset just can’t stay away from each other. During Cardi’s birthday celebration last weekend, plus another outing in Atlanta this week, it was clear that they weren’t exactly exes moving on. They were more like a happily married couple, because we saw them kissing.
Offset also gifted his forever bae with a luxe $300k Rolls-Royce Cullinan SUV, complete with a custom Rolls leather baby car seat for baby Kulture.
Cardi denies that she’s gone back to Offset for attention — or just the expensive gifts — and instead she’s just a “crazy b*tch” that can’t make up her mind.
Some of her fans have criticized her decision to stick with Offset, so she issued an apology of sorts. But if you know Cardi, it ain’t no real apology.
“I’m sorry that you guys all date doctors and pastors and y’all husbands and y’all boyfriends are good guys, and buy y’all flowers every two weeks, that don’t do nothing bad, y’all don’t get into arguments,” she told fans. “I’m sorry, I’m not that type of b**ch. I’m sorry that I’m not y’all. I guess that’s what y’all want from me. Y’all want an apology from me for living my life. That’s what y’all want, y’all want me to apologize for living my life.”